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10 Reasons My Girlfriend is Awesomer Than Yours

10. She named her cat "Goliath".
9. She is a part-time dinosaur.
8. She eats rainbows and poops butterflies.
7. She plays WoW. (And other MMO's ) (And not just because I asked her to )
6. She still talked to me after taking her to see Quarantine.
5. Merr mer merrr mer.
4. She talks about grosser things than I do.
3. According to legend, she was created out of pure cuteness by an ancient Snugglemancer.
2. She likes bands like Brand New, Jack off Jill, and Metric.
1. Awesome always comes in pairs.

Bonus point: She has a Batman purse.